What movies have not aged well?
10.06.2025 04:57

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-”She is very sexyful!”
Live and Let Die
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-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
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A View to a Kill
Diamonds Are Forever
-J W Pepper
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Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
Goldfinger
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-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
You Only Live Twice
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
From Russia With Love
Moonraker
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
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-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
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The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-”Ah so!”
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-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
The Man with the Golden Gun
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
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Dr No
Octopussy
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-All the bad guys are black.
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-Bond slapping Tracy.